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| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Man with one chopstick go hungry" | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Man who bite fingernails should not scratch backside" | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom" | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "43% of all statistics are worthless" | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone" | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day" | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Man who run behind car get exhausted." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "Man who eat prunes get good run for money." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "7/5th of all people do not understand fractions." | | |
| ICULUKN | Confucius say, "A closed mouth gathers no feet." | | |
| ICULUKN | Don't forget that you're First Marines! Not all the Communists in hell can overrun you!" - Chesty Puller motivating his men at Chosin Reservoir | | |
| ICULUKN | "Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "real Marines".-Major General Chesty Puller, USMC - while on a Battalion inspection. | | |
| ICULUKN | "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC | | |
| ICULUKN | Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! | | |
| ICULUKN | The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. | | |
| ICULUKN | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. | | |
| ICULUKN | "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! "-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' "-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | "I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! "-Homer Simpson | | |
| ICULUKN | (saying goodbye while eating seafood)-"I would shake your hand but I have crabs"- Tanya | | |
| ICULUKN | "Two wrongs are only the beginning"-Murphys Law | | |
| ICULUKN | "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."- Murphys Law | | |
| ICULUKN | "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."- Murphys Law | | |
| ICULUKN | Life in a vacuum sucks | | |
| ICULUKN | "Suicide Hotline...please hold." | | |
| ICULUKN | I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect. | | |
| ICULUKN | A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. | | |
| ICULUKN | There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. | | |
| ICULUKN | "Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you."-Cheesy Pickup Line | | |
| ICULUKN | "Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."-Cheesy Pickup Line | | |
| ICULUKN | "Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."-Cheesy Pickup Line | | |
| ICULUKN | "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."-Cheesy Pickup Line | | |
| ICULUKN | "Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes"-Cheesy Pickup Line | | |
| ICULUKN | "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"-Cheesy Pickup Line | | |
| ICULUKN | When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person where life gave them vodka and have a party. ~ Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid,”- Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! "- Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. "- Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. "- Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. "-Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "The next time you have a thought... let it go. "- Ron White | | |
| ICULUKN | "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer | | |
| ICULUKN | "Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster | | |
| ICULUKN | "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach | | |
| ICULUKN | "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate | | |
| ICULUKN | "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer | | |
| ICULUKN | "Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born."-Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "All great change in America begins at the dinner table."-Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States."-Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."-Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "If you're afraid of the future, then get out of the way, stand aside. The people of this country are ready to move again."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "No arsenal ... is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women." -Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "People don't start wars, governments do."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last--but eat you he will."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap."- Ronald Reagan (Address to the Nation, Jan 16, 1984) | | |
| ICULUKN | "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."- Ronald Reagan (Said during a radio microphone test, 1984) | | |
| ICULUKN | "Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources." - Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Double, no triple, our troubles and we'd still be better off than any other people on earth. It is time that we recognized that ours was, in truth, a noble cause."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Facts are stubborn things."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years."-Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "How can a president not be an actor?"- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I will stand on, and continue to use, the figures I have used, because I believe they are correct. Now, I'm not going to deny that you don't now and then slip up on something; no one bats a thousand."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen"- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "One picture is worth 1,000 denials."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere."- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose"- Ronald Reagan | | |
| ICULUKN | There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! | | |
| ICULUKN | Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!t animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! | | |
| ICULUKN | The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! | | |
| ICULUKN | There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants | | |
| ICULUKN | Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! | | |
| ICULUKN | The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! | | |
| ICULUKN | Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! | | |
| ICULUKN | One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year! | | |
| ICULUKN | The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye! | | |
| ICULUKN | The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders! | | |
| ICULUKN | A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel! | | |
| ICULUKN | A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface! | | |
| ICULUKN | A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood! | | |
| ICULUKN | It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! | | |
| ICULUKN | Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada! | | |
| ICULUKN | The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows! | | |
| ICULUKN | Most lipstick contains fish scales! | | |
| ICULUKN | The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum! | | |
| ICULUKN | No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! | | |
| ICULUKN | Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! | | |
| ICULUKN | The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth! | | |
| ICULUKN | A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second! | | |
| ICULUKN | Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"! | | |
| ICULUKN | The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"! | | |
| ICULUKN | The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches! | | |
| ICULUKN | “When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please." | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, toaster oven or a microwave... Because revenge is a dish that's best served cold. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. | | |
| ICULUKN | If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. | | |
| ICULUKN | When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. | | |
| ICULUKN | Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. | | |
| ICULUKN | There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris. | | |
| ICULUKN | Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "F***ing." | | |
| ICULUKN | When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. | | |
| ICULUKN | There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist | | |
| ICULUKN | There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral $ex, KFC and Tequila. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. | | |
| ICULUKN | Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. | | |
| ICULUKN | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck allows to live | | |
| ICULUKN | When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.There were no survivors. | | |
| ICULUKN | In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night | | |
| ICULUKN | It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up with lactose's $hit. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris can divide by zero | | |
| ICULUKN | When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down | | |
| ICULUKN | When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris does NOT play god, GOD plays Chuck Norris | | |
| ICULUKN | Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs to bed. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris doesn't need an airbag -- his stearing wheel and windshield know better | | |
| ICULUKN | They say the #1 killer of people is heart disease. They're wrong. The #1 killer of everything is Chuck Norris. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag somebody..he potato sacks 'em. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris is a Republican. | | |
| ICULUKN | Once Chuck Norris entered the Worlds Strongest Man Contest, they canceled the contest..... | | |
| ICULUKN | "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." - Chesty Puller | | |
| ICULUKN | "We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them"- Chesty Puller | | |
| ICULUKN | "You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em." - Chesty Puller | | |
| ICULUKN | Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer." | | |
| ICULUKN | Is it me -- or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken? | | |
| ICULUKN | If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? | | |
| ICULUKN | How can there be self-help "groups"? | | |
| ICULUKN | The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. | | |
| ICULUKN | I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. | | |
| ICULUKN | My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. | | |
| ICULUKN | One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. | | |
| ICULUKN | Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. | | |
| ICULUKN | Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, | | |
| ICULUKN | What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? | | |
| ICULUKN | If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle | | |
| ICULUKN | All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. | | |
| ICULUKN | Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. | | |
| ICULUKN | Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. | | |
| ICULUKN | 'If the Enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal | | |
| ICULUKN | 'It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed'- U.S. Air Force Manual | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.' - Infantry Journal | | |
| ICULUKN | 'When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.' - U.S. Marine Corps | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed always to hit the ground.' - USAF Ammo Troop | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Whoever said the pen is mightier then the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur | | |
| ICULUKN | 'You, you, and you. Panic. The rest of you come with me.' - U.S. Marine Gunnery Sgt | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Tracers work both ways.' - U.S. Army Ordnance | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Five second fuses only last three seconds' - Infantry Journal | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.' - U.S. Navy Swabbie | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.'- David Hackworth | | |
| ICULUKN | 'If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush.'- Infantry Journal | | |
| ICULUKN | 'No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.' - Joe Gay | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.' - Unknown | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.'- Unknown Marine Recruit | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.' - USAF Ammo Troop | | |
| ICULUKN | 'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot) | | |
| ICULUKN | 'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.' - From an old carrier sailor | | |
| ICULUKN | 'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter- and therefore, unsafe.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?... If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up.... The pilot dies' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Never trade luck for skill.' | | |
| ICULUKN | The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are:'Why is it doing that?', 'Where are we?' And 'Oh S...!' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to complete the flight successfully. ' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag to store dead batteries.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground who is incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.' - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) | | |
| ICULUKN | 'A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum.' - Jon McBride, astronaut | | |
| ICULUKN | 'If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.'- Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot ) | | |
| ICULUKN | 'A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.'- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. | | |
| ICULUKN | 'Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.' | | |
| ICULUKN | There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'- Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970 | | |
| ICULUKN | 'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.' | | |
| ICULUKN | Basic Flying Rules: 'Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.' | | |
| ICULUKN | 'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.' | | |
| ICULUKN | Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' | | |
